daftpnk:

*doesnt care and falls asleep*

2 hours ago  +

thr-ill:

My life in a sentence

2 hours ago  +

witchbat:

a comic i threw together earlier because i’m very stressed out

2 hours ago  +
3 hours ago  +

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

3 hours ago  +

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

3 hours ago  +

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

3 hours ago  +
3 hours ago  +

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the japanese letters

3 hours ago  +

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

3 hours ago  +

pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

3 hours ago  +

hello, earth to duizhang

your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it

bzq (via fuckinq)
3 hours ago  +text

[RANTS] In EXO’s MAMA and OVERDOSE music videos, there’s a part that tao has to do the backflip.

In martial arts, backflip is 360-degree, the basic force is on the waist, you have to loose your waist so that you can open the limbs when you’re flipping. At that time, all the inertial forces will be poured into your entire feet or even your heels. Doing backflip needs extreme concentration, no matter if you have ten years’ experience in martial arts, if you don’t concentrate enough, you will get hurt, or even get dislocation.

And here we have backflip as a part of the choreo, it means tao has to back flip whenever EXO performs until the era is over (or probably until EXO disbands). And don’t forget, he not only has to do the backflip, but also the dancing.

So yeah SM you’re cool :-)

Happy Birthday Luhan !

3 hours ago  +luhan